Black Smoke Rolling From My Old Rambler
I Pulled Into Joe's Auto Supply
Desperate For Some Kind Of Answer
Ol' Joe, He's A Friend Of Mine
I Said, “Hey Joe I've Got A Problem”
And I Told Him About What You Had Done
He Looked At Me And He Shook His Head
And Said Sorry I Can't Help You Son
I Can Fix Your Carburetor
I Can Rebuild Your Alternator
I Can Change The Plugs
I Can Change The Wires
Replace All Four Bald Tires
I've Got A Warehouse Full Of Parts
But I Don't Know A Thing About A Broken Heart

So I Went Down To Ol' Doc Miller's
I Told The Nurse He Just Had To See Me
He Took Me In When He Heard Me Tell Her
This Was An Emergency
I Said, “Oh Doc, She Really Hurt Me”
And Then My Tears Fell Like Rain
He Said I've Had At Least A Million Patients
But Never One In So Much Pain
I Could Write You A Prescription
Give You A Straight Shot Of Penicillin
I Could Run A Hundred Different Tests
Or Put A Stethoscope To Your Chest
And If It Stops I'll Give You CPR
But I Don't Know A Thing About A Broken Heart
No, I Don't Know A Thing About A Broken Heart
Lord, I Don't Know A Thing About A Broken Heart