[Ryan:]
Hey, Batter, Batter, Hey Batter, Batter Swing.

[Chad:]
I've Got To Just Do My Thing.

[Ryan:]
Hey, Batter, Batter, Hey Batter, Batter Swing.
I'll Show You That It's One And The Same:
Baseball, Dancing, Same Game.
It's Easy:
Step Up To The Plate, Start Swingin'.

[Chad:]
I Wanna Play Ball Now, And That's All.
This Is What I Do.
It Ain't No Dance That You Can Show Me.

[Girls:]
You'll Never Know If You Never Try.

[Chad:]
There's Just One Little Thing That Stops Me Ev'ry Time.
Yeah.

[Ryan:]
Come On!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
I Know You Can.

[Chad:]
Not A Chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I Could Do This, Well, You Could Do That.

[Chad:]
But I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit It Out Of The Park!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
I Say You Can.

[Chad:]
There's Not A Chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide Home, You Score, Swingin' On The Dance Floor.

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance, No.

[Ryan:]
Hey, Batter, Batter, Hey Batter, Batter Swing.

[Chad:]
I've Got To Just Do My Thing.

[Ryan:]
Hey, Batter, Batter, Hey Batter, Batter Swing.
Two-steppin', Now You're Up To Bat.
Bases Loaded, Do Your Dance.
It's Easy:
Take Your Best Shot, Just Hit It.

[Chad:]
I've Got What It Takes, Playin' My Game,
So You Better Spin That Pitch You're Gonna Throw Me, Yeah.
I'll Show You How I Swing.

[Girls:]
You'll Never Know If You Never Try.

[Chad:]
There's Just One Little Thing That Stops Me Ev'ry Time.
Yeah.

[Ryan:]
Come On!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
I Know You Can.

[Chad:]
Not A Chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I Could Do This, Well, You Could Do That.

[Chad:]
But I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit It Out Of The Park!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
I Say You Can.

[Chad:]
There's Not A Chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide Home, You Score, Swingin' On The Dance Floor.

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance, No.

[Ryan:]
Lean Back, Tuck It In, Take A Chance.
Swing It Out, Spin Around, Do The Dance.

[Chad:]
I Wanna Play Ball, Not Dance Hall.
I'm Makin' A Triple, Not A Curtain Call.

[Ryan:]
I Can Prove It To You 'til You Know It's True,
'cause I Can Swing It, I Can Bring It To The Diamond Too.

[Chad:]
You're Talkin' A Lot;
Show Me What You Got.
Stop!

[ALL:]
Swing!

[Ryan:]
Hey
Come On, Swing It Like This.
Oh, Swing!

[Chad:]
Ooh.

[Ryan:]
Jitterbug... Just Like That.
That's What I Mean;
That's How You Swing.

[Chad:]
You Make A Good Pitch But I Don't Believe.

[Ryan:]
I Say You Can.

[Chad:]
I Know I Can't.

[Chad + Ryan:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
You Can Do It.

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance, No.

[Ryan:]
Nothin' To It. Atta Boy, Atta Boy. Yeah.

[Chad:]
Hey, Batter, Batter, Hey Batter, Batter What?

[Ryan:]
One, Two, Three, Four, Everybody Swing!
Come On!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
I Know You Can.

[Chad:]
Not A Chance.

[Ryan + Girls:]
If I Could Do This, Well, You Could Do That.

[Chad:]
But I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
Hit It Out Of The Park!

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance.

[Ryan:]
I Say You Can.

[Chad:]
There's Not A Chance.

[Ryan:]
Slide Home, You Score, Swingin' On The Dance Floor.

[Chad:]
I Don't Dance, No.