Well I'm Sitting On A Seasaw Seat
Thinking Seasawing Would Be Neat
And I Can't Find A Friend To Sit On The Other Side
Yes, I Tried It All Alone
But I Crashed Down Like A Stone
Couldn't Get No Cooperation If I Tried

No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No, No, No Cooperation
If I Tried, If I Tried

Well, I'm Dying To Jump Rope
But I've Just About Lost Hope
And I'm So Mad, I'm Just Fit To Be Tied
'Cause I Can't Find A Friend
To Pick Up The Other End
Couldn't Get No Cooperation If I Tried

No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No, No, No Cooperation
If I Tried, If I Tried

Well, I'm In An Awful Fit
'Cause I'm Dying To Be It
And I Can't Find Anyone To Go And Hide
Every Time I Start To Play
Everyone Just Runs Away
Couldn't Get No Cooperation If I Tried

No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No Cooperation
No, No, No, No, No Cooperation
If I Tried, If I Tried