I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo, I Weigh Twice As Much As You


And I Look Good On The Barbecue


Yogurt, Curds, Cream, Cheese, And Butter's Made From Liquid From My Udders


I Am Cow, I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo!





I Am Cow, Eating Grass, Methane Gas Comes Out My Ass


And Out My Muzzle When I Belch!


Oh, The Ozone Kayer Is Thinner From The Outcome Of My Dinner


I Am Cow, I Am Cow, I Have Gas!





I Am Cow, Here I Stand, Far And Wide Upon This Land


And I Am Living Everywhere


From B.C. To Newfoundland, You Can Squeeze My Teats By Hand


I Am Cow I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo,


I Am Cow, I Am Cow, Hear Me Moooooo!