Winchester Cathedral--You're Drivin' Me Mad

I Don't Know Who Sings It--But It's Mighty Sad

I'll Really Be Glad When--This Song Disappears

It Set Music Back Now--At Least Fifty Years.



Now Everyone Knows--Just How Much We Needed A Hit

And Now That It's Done All I Say--I Hope That The World Is Ready For It

Winchester Cathedral--You're Doin' Me Dirt

They Finally Wrote One--That We Couldn't Hurt.



From Old London Town Came This Song--There Ain't Any Doubt

This English Import--Believe Me I Know That We'll Go On Livin' Without-- Two, Three, Four, Now

Winchester Cathedral--By Now You Have Died

Tho' We Didn't Kill You--We Certainly Tried.



Bo-do-dee-o-do, Bo-do-dee-o-do, Bo-do-dee-o-do, Dee-o-do.