Einstein Was Not A Handsome Fellow


Nobody Ever Called Him Al


He Had A Long Moustache To Pull On


It Was Yellow


I Don't Believe He Ever Had A Girl


One Thing He Missed Out In His Theory


Of Time, Space And Relativity


Is Something That Makes It Very Clear


He Was Never Gonna Score Like You'n'me


He Didn't Know About Quark, Strangeness And Charm





I Had A Dangerous Liason


To Have Been Found Out Would've Been A Disgrace


We Had To Rendezvous Some Mesons


On The Corner Of An Undiscovered Place


We Got Sick Of Chat Chat Chatter And The


Look Upon Everybody's Face


But All That Does Not Anti-matter Now


We've Found Ourselves A Black Hole In Space


And We're Talking About Quark, Strangeness And Charm





Copernicus Had Those Renaissance Ladies


Crazy About His Telescope


And Galileo Had A Name That Made His


Reputation Higher Than His Hopes


Did None Of Those Astronomers Discover


While They Were Staring Out Into The Dark


That What A Lady Looks For In Her Lover


Is Charm, Strangeness And Quark.