I Woke Up This Mornin' In A Terrible Mood,

You Talk About A Woman Treatin' A Good Man Rude

She Left Me Talkin' To Myself Just A Gazin' At That Mean Old Wall.

She Had Another Daddy Waitin' Down At The End Of The Hall.



She Changes With The Weather Like The Leaves I Recall,

She Blossoms In The Spring But Then She's Gone In The Fall,

A Two Timin' Woman With A Heart Of Solid Stone.

She Tells Me That She Loves Me But Her Heart's A Little Under Grown.



She Said She'd Never Leave Me But She Got That Urge To Roam,

She Drifts Around The Country Like A Stream-boat On The Foam,

Never Changes Course Just Travels Along That Same Old Way.

I Hope She Goes A-drift And Rolls Along Back Home Some Day.



Now, If I Ever Find Her, Gonna Chain Her To The Floor,

Then Tell Her: Now Sit There Woman 'cause You Ain't Leavin' No More,

I'm Gonna Tame You Woman Till You're Eatin' From My Hand.

It Ain't That I Don't Love You, Honey It's Just To Make You Understand.