I Did Some Time In Tokyo In A Dojo

Learned Karate And Kung Fu

And Judo Because You Know



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I'm A F**kin' Samurai From The Darkside

Eating Fried Rice, And I Lie

I'm Not Bruce Lee, I'm Not Chinese

I'm On The Trapeze, And I'm Free



In Nagasaki, I'm Drinking Saki

And Watching Hockey In My Jockeys

And I'm A Servant To Technology



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In My Nissan, I Put The Priest On

And I Head Out On The Highway To Budokan

I'm Metal Basted And Domo Wasted



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