I Sat In The Pub

When The Hard Day Was Over

Drinking From My Huge Cup

And On My Lap Was My Lover



I Began To Hurl

And I Slapped My Girl

The Radio Played Junk

And I Became Very Drunk



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Drink A, Drink A Bacardi

Drink Yourself Wild And Free

Drink A, Drink A Bacardi

Drink Yourself Wild And Free



I Grabbed A Punk

And Threw Him In The Trunk

Drove Out To The Forest

I Left The Car And Walked Real Far



Later I Woke Up

With A Hangover Beginning To Pump

I Didn't Remember Squat

But Over Me Was A Cop



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My Lawyer Is Defending

And I'm Not Repenting

It Isn't Fair

They'll Probably Give Me The Chair



No Remorse, No Regrets

Bacardi Was The Best

Let Your Stomach Digest

The Holy Drink Of Your Quest



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