When I Want To See The Boys
I Know Where To Find The Boys
I Don't Go Through A Club Or Two
I Just Find You And There Are The Boys
To Get You Alone I Strive
You Ask Me To Tea At Five
I Find You Then With Other Men
And Wonder When My Chance Will Arrive

How's Chances, Say, How Are The Chances
Of Making You Love Me The Way I Love You

How Many Young Men Must I Fight With
To Be In Right With
In Right With You

How's Chances For One Of Those Glances
A Glimpse Of The Heaven I'm Longing To See

How's Chances To End All Your Romances
And Start Taking Your Chances With Me


[alternate Bridge:]
My Castle Will Need Some Restoring
Ceiling And Flooring
Furniture, Too