INTRORUCTION:
Now This Here Goes Out To All The Player Haters
Now If You Could Relate To This, Keep It Real Man

CHORUS


Anyhow Mi Have A Hot Gal Inna Mi Bed
An Wen Mi Have A Hot Gal It Haffi Dead
An Wen Mi Have A Hot Gal Inna Mi Bed
She Woulda Vex Because Mi Must Beg Her A.....
So Anyhow Mi Have A Hot Gal Pon Mi Mind
An Wen Mi Have A Hot Gal In Front Mi Line
An Wen Mi Have A Hot Gal Pon Mi Mind
She Nuh Know A Wen Mi Really Well Want A ...

1)
Well A Nuh One Gal Alone Have Mi Weak
But A Only Good Body Gal One Mi Seek
Man A Get Di Kill An Mi Not Even A Speak
Tek Man Fih Geek, Put Har Pan Mi Peak
Mi Give A Gal A Piece An She Go Road Go Leak
Go To All Di Women An A Run Up Her Beak
Mi Only Mek She Kiss Mi Pan Mi Chin Or Mi Cheek
A One Ting Nuh Gal Caaa Come Call Mi Freak

CHORUS
2)
So Wen Mi Meet A Gal Mi Tell Har Mi Name Tony
Caaa Mek She Know Seh All Da Name Deh Phony
Cause When Mi Ready Fih Moany And Groany
Nobody Nuh Fih Know Seh A Shaggy A Bone It
All Mi Little Peppa Seed Tenderoni
One Peel She Get An Mi Not Even Own It
Caaa Wen Me Done Chiney Brush An Stone It
Well Comfortable An A Watch Mi Sony

CHORUS
(repeat Verse 1)