I've Got A Crazy Kind Of Love,
A Crazy Kind Of Love,
Feelin' Kinky Then Im Done,
A Crazy Kind Of Love.

I've Got A Horny Kind Of Love,
A Horny Kind Of Love,
You're What Im Wet Dreamin Of,
A Horny Kind Of Love.

Some Say Love Is Good Vibrations,
But Sometimes You Need Batteries To Make 'em

Got A 1-800 Kind Of Love,
A 1-800 Kind Of Love,
What My Phone Bill's Stinkin' From,
Don't Hang Up, I'm Not Done.