She Reached Her Hand Out With A Pamphlet And I Politely Said "No, Mam"
I Mean No Disrespect And I Apologize If This Fucks Up Your Program
You Tell Me I'm Gonna Burn For Lying But The Heat Can Turn Water To Wine
Well If There's A Hell Below Then We're All Gonna Be Just Fine.

So There I Stood Six Feet In Sin, A Walking Contradiction
But Am I Wrong For Posing Question Or Am I Another Lost Soul Searching?
Then She Gave Me A Look So Unchristian And Told She'd Pray For My Children
I Said "If You're So Holy You'll Probably Out-live Me But If I Bought A Jesus Piece Do You Think He'd Forgive Me?"

Maybe I Would Be A Fool To Think
That Somewhere In The Sky's A Place For Me
What Good Would It Be To Pray For Me
You Won't Save Me, Don't Pray For Me

Now I've Never Been Religious
I'm Just A Big Fan Of Logistics
And If It Makes Sense Then I'm All For It
I Even Pray If The Situation Calls For It
Somebody Asked Me If I Believe In Miracles
I Try To Answer Without Sounding Satirical
I'm 3 Years Past My Expiration And Yet I'm Still Fresher Than A Newborn
So I Guess That's My Explanation But It's Safe To Say I've Never Seen A Unicorn And I Never Chase Rainbows
But I Hear The Devil Wears Designer Clothes
So Does God Have A Favourite Brand?
And For That Matter, Is He Even A Man?
And Will I Go To Hell For Even Saying That?
Only Time Will Tell I'm Just Relaying Facts.

Maybe I Would Be A Fool To Think
That Somewhere In The Sky's A Place For Me
What Good Would It Be To Pray For Me
You Won't Save Me, Don't Pray For Me

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Maybe I Would Be A Fool To Think
That Somewhere In The Sky's A Place For Me
What Good Would It Be To Pray For Me
You Won't Save Me, Don't Pray For Me

Maybe I Would Be A Fool To Think
That Somewhere In The Sky's A Place For Me
What Good Would It Be To Pray For Me
You Won't Save Me, Don't Pray For Me