Went To The Store, Sat On Santa's Lap


Asked Him To Bring My Friends All Kinds Of Crap


Said All You Need Is To Write Them A Song


Now You Haven't Heard It Yet So Don't Try To Sing Along


No Don't Sing Along


Monica, Monica, Have A Happy Hanukkah


Saw Santa Claus, He Said Hello To Ross


And Please Tell Joey, Christmas Will Be Snowwwwwy


And Rachel And Chandler, (mumbles Something) Handler!