Holiday, O, A Holiday!
And The Best One Of The Year
Dozing Off Underneath My Sheets
While I Cover Both My Ears

But If I Wait For A Holiday Could It Ever Stop My Fear?
To Go Away On A Summer's Day Never Seemed So Clear

Holiday, Still So Far Away
Our Republic On The Beach
I Can't Forget Just How Bad It Gets
When I'm Counting On My Teeth

But If I Wait For A Holiday
Could It Stop My Fear?
To Go Away On A Summer's Day
Never Seemed So Clear

A Vegetarian Since The Invasion
She'd Never Seen The Word BOMBS
She'd Never Seen The Word BOMBS Blown Up
To 96 Point Futura
She'd Never Seen An AK
In A Yellowy Day Glo Display
A T-shirt So Lovely It Turned All The History Books Grey

I've Got Wheels, I've Got Cutter Spray
And A Healthy Sense Of Worth
Half Of Me Is The Gasoline
But The Other Half's The Surf
So If I Wait For A Holiday Could It Stop My Fear?
To Go Away On A Summer's Day Never Seemed So Clear