Hey Mister, Where You Headed?
Are You In A Hurry?
I Need A Lift To Happy Hour.
Say Oh No.
Do You Brake For Distilled Spirits?
I Need A Break As Well.
The Well That Inebriates The Guilt.
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Cold Turkey's Getting Stale, Tonight I'm Eating Crow.
Fermented Salmonella Poison Oak No

There's A Drought At The Fountain Of Youth, And Now I'm Dehydrating.
My Tongue Is Swelling Up, As Say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled Times, You Know I Can Not Lie.
I'm Off The Wagon And I'm Hitchin' A Ride.

There's A Drought At The Fountain Of Youth, And Now I'm Dehydrating.
My Tongue Is Swelling Up, I Say Shit!