Help Us, Help Us
We're So Fat
Help Us Now
Before We Die Of A Heart Attack

They Say It's Not How Much
But What You Eat
Chips And Chocolate Aren't Good
Maybe I Should Eat More Meat

Maybe I'll Die Early
In A Painful Death
But At Least I Would Have Eaten
To My Last Breath

I Don't Smoke Or Drink
And No- One's Perfect
So Why Can't I Just Live
And Make My Life Worth It?

God Chooses Who Lives And Dies
He Chooses Who's Good And Bad
So I Think He Chose Me To Be Fat
Just Like He Chose Me To Be A Lad

I Don't Care What People Think
They Can Laugh
If They Want
I Don't Adore My Body In The Bath

You Care Too Much About Your Weight
Just Eat What You Want
And Hang Around With Your Mate

At The End Of The Day
I Eat What I'm Told
It's There To Be Ate
Otherwise It Gets Cold

What Is Death, But An Aspect Of Life?
It's Snack Time
So Give Me My Chips
And A Fork And A Knife