Hard To Be A Girl
So Nice To Be A Boy
In My Room At Night
Not A Pretty Sight
Here's An Empty Kiss
Marching To The Rhythm Of The Payroll
I Can Be A Good Boy Too
Just Let Me Out Of The Stable

Sausages And Eggs
And Hot And Sour Soup
Thank Me For Your Time
Cause I Can Be As Bad As You

Hard To Be A Girl
That's What The Oracle Told Me
I Don't Care What She Says
I Assume It's Best To Be Lonely