[Intro]
I'm Officially Going In
And Refusing To Come Out
Unless I'm Bloody
Let's Go

[Verse 1]
I'd Like To Think I Pride Myself On Being Humble
And Let These Other Motherfuckers Lose Touch Like A Fumble
Cause You Can Keep A Level Head And Have Fun Too
But I Came To Promote The Game Till They Saying Uncle
At Least Till My Name's In The Same Lane As [?]
You Gonna Have To Respect Me For Making Being Uncool Cool
With No Capris And Sandals, Ray Bans, Skinny Pants And Flannels
So Insecure I'm Tugging At My T-shirt
Cause I Swear The Girl Behind Me Staring At My Love Handles
I Just Wanna Change The Channel Or Delete Them
Where The Fuck Is Adam Sandler When You Need Him?
Or Christopher Walken
On My Papercut Shit Again,thank God For Walkmans
And I Gotta Thank God Often
Cause Otherwise I'd Be Like These Other Guys

[Hook]
This Type Of Scene Just Ain't My Thing
And Everybody Too Cool For School
And Yet Somehow I Never Felt So Alone
In A Room Full Of People
So Now I'mma Seat On This Stoop
And I'mma Gonna Lace Up My Boots
And Keep On Walking Till I Make My Way Home

[Verse 2]
Can Someone Tell Me How I Got Here In The First Place
Cause Honestly In My Opinion This The Worst Place
I Mean I Even Said Hello To A Few Girls
I Feel Like Brad Pitt Stuck In Cool World
Cause Everything So Foreign
And All The Conversation Is Boring
I Mean I'm Practically Snoring
Cause Somebody Please Show Me The Door Man
Cause I Don't Think That I Can Take It
Everybody Here Is Desperate Hit Like Replacements
That's Probably Why I Ain't Sayin' Shit
Oh What The Hell I Might As Well Get Wasted
Cause I'd Rather Be Sedated
Than Conversate About Whose Sneakers Are More Outrageous
Or Whose Outfit's The Latest
I Think I'll Blow Jokes On You, Greatest

[Hook]
This Type Of Scene Just Ain't My Thing
And Everybody Too Cool For School
And Yet Somehow I Never Felt So Alone
In A Room Full Of People
So Now I'mma Seat On This Stoop
And I'mma Gonna Lace On My Boots
And Keep On Walking Till I Make My Way Home

[Outro]
Ladies And Gentlemen
Boys And Girls
I'd Advise You All
To The Papercut Chronicles Ii
It Don't Get Much Better

[Hook]
This Type Of Scene Just Ain't My Thing
And Everybody Too Cool For School
And Yet Somehow I Never Felt So Alone
In A Room Full Of People
So Now I'mma Seat On This Stoop
And I'mma Gonna Lace On My Boots
And Keep On Walking Till I Make My Way Home