Why? Don't Vegans Have Cows For Pets?
Why? Don't They Keep Them In Their Apartments?
Rights Take A Chimp To Vote In '96
My God Cows Are Smart As A Stick

If You Really Want To Make A Difference
Buy A Herd And Then Go Set Them Free
Instead You Just Eat Carrots And Do Absolutely Nothing

If Cock Roaches Roam The Halls
At Night They Fester On Your Balls
A Feeding Frenzy On Your Dinner Plate
Don't Grab The Raid Or A Shoe
Remember They've Got Rights To
Resist The Urge To Go And Fumigate

Cows With A I.Q. Of .08
Rats Ready To Spread The Plague
Rabbits Pour Shampoo In Their Eyes
Blind Better Theirs Instead Of Mine

Lunch A Carrot Sandwich Sure Sounds Great
Live My Life Around The Veggie Plate
Protest Write Lame Songs And Complain
March With Little Signs Of Porky Pig