Hey Mark, It's Fourth And Goal

Why Don't You Get Your Dad A Beer

And Do Us All A Favor

Get Your Punk Ass Out Of Here

Dear I Think Our Son's Retarded

He Likes To Read, Not Watch T.V.

He Never Plays No Football

With The Kids Across The Street

Hey Mom, Hey Dad, Yeah Sports Are Great

If You Like Touching Other Men

But When We Touch Each Other Off The Field

Well This Becomes A Sin

So I Understand You Think I'm Slow

But I Don't Want To Be Like You

Because Of You And Mommy

It's What I Was Born To Do, Hey Ha



I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit 'cause It Feels So Goddamn Cool

I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit, No



Sorry Son We Understand

That You Just Don't Fit In

So I Filled Your Mom's Prescription

You'll Be One Of Us Again

Hey I Don't Give A Shit 'bout What You Think

You Made Me Who I Am

I'm Taking Up The Banjo

To Execute My Evil Plan



I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit 'cause It Feels So Goddamn Cool

I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit, No



I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit 'cause It Feels So

Goddamn Cool

I'm Destroying The World

I Don't Really Give A Shit, No