Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)



Yes, You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On The Soccer Team,

I Know This Because You Are Girlfriend Of Rasheem.

If I Had A Jersey With My Number On The Back,

Then You Would Be My Girlfriend And You Would Give Me Smack.

When I'd Dial A Telephone Call You Would Call Me Back,

You Would Take Me For A Ride In Your Cadillac.

You Would Give Me Milk, To Go With My Apple Jack,

But You Dont. This Hurt Hashmere Like A Thumb Tack.

I Play Chess, But You Dont Care,

Still Like Soccer Player With His Very Long Hair.

And I Ask For Half A Candy-cane You Would Not Share,

This Made Me Mad Like A Big Grizzly Bear!

Every Time I Try Out For Team I Get Chopped,

Coach Says To Me, Hashmeer You Need To Stop.

No I Do Not Care, And I Keep On Trying Because I Think

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team.



Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team.

Know What I Mean? Know What I Mean?

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team.

Know What I Mean? Know What I Mean?



I Like To Paint, And I Like To Draw.

But That Doesn't Mean I Can Kick A Soccer Ball.

You Dont Even Say Hi When You See Me In The Hall.

Tried To Give You Kiss But You Push Me And I Fall.

If I Wore The Umbros And A Pair Of Cleats,

Then You Would Want To Do A Sex On The Bed Sheets.

Then We Would Go Out And Get A Bite To Eat.

We Would Have A Sandwich With Lettuce And Meat.

Then We'd Go Back Home And Watch Jerry Letterman.

I Know You Like Rasheem But Hashmeres The Better Man.

He Might Be Good At Soccer But I Think He's Too Mean.

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team!



Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team.

Know What I Mean? Know What I Mean?

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team.

Know What I Mean?