(rizzo)
Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy With Virginity
Won't Go To Bed
Til' I'm Legally Wed
I Can't I'm Sandra Dee

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Hey I'm Doris Day
I Was Not Brought Up That Way
Won't Come Across,
Even Rock Hudson Lost
His Heart To Doris Day

I Don't Drink(noo)
Or Swear(ohh)
I Don't Rat My Hair(ewwwwwww)
I Get Ill From One Cigarette(cough, Cough, Cough)
Keep Your Filthy Paws
Off My Silky Drawers
Would You Pull That Crap W/annette

As For You Troy Donahue
I Know What You Wanna Do
You've Got Crust
I'm No Object Of Lust
I'm Just Plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis
Let Me Be
Keep That Pelvis Far From Me
Just Keep Your Cool
Now You're Starting To Drool
Hey....fongool
I'm Sandra Dee

Sandy: Are You Making Fun Of Me Riz
Rizzo:some People Are Just So Touchy