(In Complete Contrast, A Pop Song, And A Pop Singer. In A Different Way, This Has Its Own Magic. The Magic Of An Accompaniment, Tailor-made In The Fashion Of Today. For This Occasion, This Singer, And This Song)

You Have Been Placed In A Queue
But Your Call Is Valuable
It's Very Valuable
We Hope This Doesn't Inconvenience You
Because You're Valuable
You're So Very Valuable!

If You Wish To Make A Complaint
We Can Handle It, We're Well Prepared To Handle It
Of Course You May Have To Wait
But That's Understandable
Isn't That Understandable?

Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man
Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man

(It Sounds To Me Like You Need Help!)
We're Very Good To You
I Hope You Know We're Good To You
(Let Me Put You Through To Someone Else)
They'll Know Just What To Do!
I'm Sorry, I Can't Help You

Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man [x4]
(Work Here Man)
Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man
Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man
Oh Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man
(I Just Work Here Man)

[Person Dials 1223]
[Computer:] Directory Assistance
[Person:] Hi, Could I Please Speak To Miss...
[Computer:] What Name Please?
[Person:] Oh, Shit
[Computer:] I'm Sorry, I Didn't Hear That
[Person:] Just Put Me Through
[Computer:] I'm Sorry, Yes Or No, Did You Request Melbourne Zoo?
[Person:] No, You Bitch
[Computer:] Please Hold, And An Operator Will Complete Your Request
[Music]
[Person:] Oh, Fuck It
[Hangs Up]

Why Don't You Fill Out A Form?
We Can't Get Back To You
Of Course We Can't Get Back To You
But Rest Assured, We'll Take Your Comments On Board
Your Thoughts Make Change!

Thanks For Your Time [x4]

Thanks For Your Time
(Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man)
Thanks For Your Time
(Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man)
Thanks For Your Time
(Don't Ask Me, I Just Work Here Man)

...Let's Spend Some Time Together, We'll Save You Money...
[Record Scratch]