Call Yourself A Romantic
Let Me Explain
Been Across The Whole Atlantic
And Back Again
I Had It With Your Antics
Your Childish Games
Baby
I Call Your Number Twice
But It Rang And Rang
Against My Best Friends Advice
I Should Be Ashamed
(You) Did It To Me Once
You'll Do It Again
So She Says

Love Long Distance
Is Testing Me Trying My Patience
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now
Love Long Distance
Is Testing Me Trying My Patients
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now

Heard It Through The Bass Line
Not Much Longer Would You Be My Baby

Work Yourself Into A Panic
Bent Outta Shape
And Then Take Me For Granted
Like Nothings Changed
All My Friends Are Asking
Why You're That Way
But I Can't Explain
Why I Call Your Number Twice
And But It Rang And Rang

Against My Best Friends Advice
I Should Be Ashamed
You Did It To Me Once
You'll Do It Again
She Promises

Love Long Distance
Is Testing Me Trying My Patience
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now
You're Making Me Crazy
The Way That You've Been Acting Lately
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now

Breaking Up Or Breaking Down
When I Need You You Can't Be Found
I Want Someone Who's Around For Me
Does It Have To Be So Complicated?
Either Way I'm Devastated
I Could Use A Little Comforting

Love Long Distance
Is Testing Me Trying My Patience
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now
Love Long Distance
Is Testing Me Trying My Patients
I Need More Of Your Assistance Now

Love Love Love Love
I Need Some Assistance Now
Love
(And) I Will Thank You For Your Cooperation
(And) I Will Thank You For Your Cooperation
Stop Playing With Me