It Seems Every Time We're Driving Down The Trans-canada #1

The Traffic's Growing Worse Everyday It Doesn't Really Help

When There's A Bozo At The Wheel Slowing Down Cutting People

Off I Don't Think It's Funny. Hit The Gas, Hit The Brakes,

In A Traffic Jam I Think I'm Late For Work Got Your License

From A Cereal Box You Don't Know How To Drive You're Just A Fucking Jerk,

It Never Fails Getting On There's Always Something Going

Wrong A Lot Of Cars A Lot Of Smog (well, Not As Much As L.a.)

It's Pretty Hazy When A Blowout In A Tire Becomes

Such A Big Desire For Idiots To Watch, Slow Down It Makes Me Crazy.

Think You Know How I Feel What I Need Is A New Automobile

Like The Game Spyhunter I Could Enjoy Anyone

Who Would Annoy Set The Missiles Seek And Destroy.