Here Comes The Book


The Book Of Rules


If You Play This Game


You Won't Stay The Same


You Could Win Your Golden Teeth


Be A Spinning Top


Use A Riding Crop





Mr Alphabet Says


"Smile Like A Weasel


As I Cover You...


Cover You In Treacle"





We All Know Impatience Is A Sin


So Do As You're Told To Do


It's So Rewarding To


And You Could Win The Tin Man's Heart


Be A Chiming Clock


Lie On The Chopping Block





Mr Alphabet Says


"Give Me All Your Money


Just To Cover You


Cover You In Honey"





Don't Be Afraid


There's No Marmalade


Don't Be Afraid


I Wouldn't Even Dream Of It!