(Chorus)
Play Me A Dancer, A Holder-Hander, Or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer,
Make Her Fall In Love With Me Song.

The Room Is Swimmin With Perty Women,
But How's A Fella Supposed To Get Close To 'em?
The Band Is Rockin, The Joint Is Jumpin,
Mr. Guitar Man Let Me Tell You Somethin.

(Chorus Repeat)

I See A Redhead, I See A Brunnette,
And There's A Blonde I Love I Don't Even Know Yet.
I'm Going Crazy, You Got To Save Me.
I Need A Hugger And I Don't Mean Maybe.

(Chorus Repeat)

(Piano And Guitar Interlude)

Play Me A Dancer, A Holder-Hander, Or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her,Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her,
Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer,
Make Her Fall In Love With Me Song.