(Frank Dycus/Dean Dillon)

There's A Hundred Dollar Bill On The Table
To Get Me Through The Night.
I've Got A Tight Blue Jean Honky Tonk Queen
To Hold Me Tight.
And A Cowboy Band's Rendition
Of A Texas Waltz.
It's Music To My Ears That I Need To Hear
To Keep Me From Climbing The Walls.
'Cause...

Tonight I'll Be Honky Tonk Crazy;
Rip-roaring Wild One More Time.
Tonight I'll Be Honky Tonk Crazy;
Let The Whiskey Whisk Her Out Of My Mind.
Let The Whiskey Whisk Her Out Of My Mind.

Got All Of My Friends Around Me
Telling The Latest Jokes.
But They Can't See The Jokes On Me;
I'm At The End Of My Rope.
So I Step Outside And Drink One
In The Driving Rain.
But That's Alright If I'm High Tonight

'Cause She's Already Drove Me Insane.
And...

Tonight I'll Be Honky Tonk Crazy;
Rip-roaring Wild One More Time.
Tonight I'll Be Honky Tonk Crazy;
Let The Whiskey Whisk Her Out Of My Mind.
Let The Whiskey Whisk Her Out Of My Mind.