I Been Watchin' You Watchin' Her Watchin' Herself In The Mirror,
In Her Tailor-made Dress An' Her Long Blonde Hair,
An' Her Big Diamond Rings: Her Custom-made Shoes.
And I Can By The Look On Your Face That You're Makin' Your Move,
But She Hasn't Got Time For A Man Who's Tongue-tied.
An' She Doesn't Like Cowboys An' Thinks Less Of Fools.

So, Boy, Don't You Saddle Yourself To A High-tone Woman.
She'll Cut Up Your Heart Like An' Old Credit Card,
When The Fun And The Money Runs Out.
I've Never Seen An Uptown, Well-read Thorougbred,
High-tone Woman Sink As Low As You.

Hey, I'm On Your Side; Don't Go Gettin' Me Wrong, Now:
You're Not A Bad Fellow At All.
But You're Out Of Her League So Stay In The Bleachers:
Son, You Couldn't Please Her If You Had It All.

So, Boy, Don't You Saddle Yourself To A High-tone Woman.
She'll Cut Up Your Heart Like An' Old Credit Card,
When The Fun And The Money Runs Out.

You're A Fool If You Saddle Yourself To A High-tone Woman. (I Seen Her.)
I've Seen Her Cut Up A Heart Like An' Old Credit Card,
When The Fun And The Money Runs Out.
I've Never Seen An Uptown, Well-read Thorougbred,
High-tone Woman Sink As Low As You.

Oh No, I've Never Seen An Uptown, Well-read Thorougbred,
High-tone Woman Sink As Low As You.