It's Late
Time For Bed
So I Sit, And Wait
For That Gin And Tonic
To Go To Your Head

I Know
It's A Devious Plan
But It's The Only Way That I Know
To Get Those Big Bad Car Keys
Out Of Your Hand

You Know
That I Remain A Gentle Man
But Even So
There's Only So Much
A Gentleman Can Stand
Sleep With Me
Oh Sleep With Me Tonight

My Cards Are On Your Table
My Dreams Are In Your Bed
If I Was Able
I'd Be There Instead