Char:Get On The Plane, Get On The Plane.
George:FUCK YOU! I'm Getting In The Plane! Let Evel Kenivel Get On The Plane. I'll Be In Here With You Folks In Uniform. There Seems To Be Less WIND In Here. Char:We Will Now Start The Safety Lecture. Seatbelts:Put The Small Metal Flap Into The Buckle. Goerge:Excuse Me Do You Stick The Small Metal Flap Into The Buckle Or Loop The Buckle Over And Around The Small Metal Flap. I Am A Simple Man. I Do Not Posess A Degree In Mechanics. Sorry For The Interruption. Please Continue With The Wonderful Safety Lecture. Char:In Case Of A Change In Cabin Pressure George:(roof Flies Off) Char:please Place Your Oxygen Mask On First Before Assisting Your Small Children. Goerge:What About Those Of Us With Large Children? (6 Year Olds That Weigh 120-130?) I'd Probably Worry About Me First Anyway!Char:In Case Of A Water Landing. George:What Exactly Is A Water Landing? Char:Your Seat Can Be Used As A Flotation Device. George:Wow! Imagine That..I Don't Drown, But I Float Around The Pacific On A Seat Cushion For A Couple Of Months. Well, I'm Glad I Can Understand Something As Simple As That. It's Not Near As Complicated As Oh Say...SEATBELTS! Char: The Pilot Has Now Turned On The No Smoking Sign.