Goddamn It!
What Do I Do Now?
Oh, I Got It. Let Me Try This OutUmmm
If Someone Doesn′t Pick Up I Swear To God
Thank You For Calling The 1-(800)-HELP-MEE Hotline
How May I Help You Today?
Great, Thank You
Well I'm Just At A Difficult Point In My Life
You Know Just Like Humanity Is In Its Life
Like With 2020 And Stuff And It′s Just Been Hard Adjusting To
Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait I'm Gonna Have To Stop You Right There
This Is Actually The Hold Message
Haha I Got You, Sucker
Fuck
Fucking Bitch
All Of Our Representatives Are Too Damn Busy
Not Taking Other Calls To Assist Your Sorry Ass
So Please Continue To Fuck Yourself And Do Pretty Much Nothing Else
And We Will Probably Not Be With You Shortly
Hahahahaha, You're Welcome
Fuck
Goddamn It
Oh Well, Whatever I Guess You Win Some And You Lose Some

Uh
Now The Whole World Is On Hold Cause Of Coronavirus
Coronavirus
Everyone′s Got This In Common So Nobody′s Smiling
Shit Is Real
I Won't Join But It′s Not Surprising There Are Lots Of Riots
It's Really Shitty That The 5-0 Must Resort To Violence
But On The Bright Side This Is Good For The Environment
I′m Tryna Make Something That's Timely As Well As Timeless
But I Don′t Know If I Can Drop This Album On Time, Man
It's Clear We Live In Fear This Year Cause All We Hear Is Silence
Haha I'm Just Kidding I′m Just Kidding Man
COVID-19′s Getting Bad They Had To Close The College
Now There's No More Graduation Class Is Online And
I Was Just About To Live The Dream It Was The Wildest
I Wanna Scream And Shout And Let It Out Like Will.i.am
I Threw A Tantrum In The Bathroom Man I′m So Childish
I Had To See A Psychiatrist Cause I Was Wildin'
I Wanna Hear The Saddest Song Played On The Smallest Violin
I′m Losing All My Hope For The Future, Yeah My Spirit's Dying Cause Of

Coronavirus
Shit Is Real
I′m Telling You Shit Is Getting Real
Woo
All Of Our Representatives Are Too Damn Busy Not Taking Other Calls To Assist Your Sorry Ass
So Please Continue To Fuck Yourself And Do Pretty Much Nothing Else
And We Will Probably Not Be With You Shortly
Hahahahaha, You're Welcome
Fucking Bitch

I Took A Flight Out Of LaGuardia On March 11th
NYU Cancelled Its Classes For The Rest Of The Semester
2020 Is The Only Class With No Commencement
I Never Suspected That Everything Would Get This Hectic
And I Can't Record Cause My Mic Kit′s In My Dorm In New York
I Later Found Out Some Fucker Stole It
That′s The Western Epicenter
I Seldom Remember That I'm Out Here Living History
This Is Like Fall Out Boy
We′ll Remember It For Centuries
Of Course I'm Talking Bout

Coronavirus
Shit Is Real
I′m Telling You Shit Is Getting Real
Woo
All Of Our Representatives Are Too Damn Busy Not Taking Other Calls To Assist Your Sorry Ass
So Please Continue To Fuck Yourself And Do Pretty Much Nothing Else
And We Will Probably Not Be With You Shortly
Hahahahaha, You're Welcome
Fucking Bitch

Now Our Asses Trapped At Home Fuck This Quarantine
It′s Really Boring Man Like When Will This Be Over? Geez
Geez
I'm Watching Commentary Getting Ads For Grammarly
I Barely Speak Except To Members Of My Family
And My Therapist
And All My Worries Always Putting Me At War With Me
I Had To Pop Some Pills To Regulate Like Warren G
Lexapro
I Try To Make Music But I'm Too Depressed To Craft A Beat
And All The While I Atrophy Relaxing Comes But At A Fee
People Losing Lives Millions Dead It′s Sad To See
Not To Mention Businesses Are Down Dramatically
Now I′ll Graduate Into A Bad Economy
Out Of All These Years This Could've Happened Why Is This Happening To Me
It′s Not The Majority But Sometimes Boomers Are Really Mean
OK Boomer
Like I Didn't Do This Man, I Don′t Know You're Mad At Me
We′re All Doomed The Housing Bubble's Bursting At The Seams
Now I'm Entitled, Lazy, Sensitive And Fragile? Please
OK Boomer
Everybody′s Ill At Ease People Out On All The Streets
The Only Silver Lining Is At Least It Isn′t Only Me
I'll Never Take For Granted A Society That Functions Normally
And I Find Relief In The Fact That Eventually This′ll All Just Be A Funny Memory
Well, Maybe Not Funny. But, You Know: A Memory, All The Same

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Fuck This