This Is Just A Hypothetical Story

Of Someone, Let's Just Say It's Me

I'd Gain Acceptance For My Murderous Ways

By Stalking A Defenseless Prey



If I Were A Killer

I'd Smile Just Like The Boy Next Door

If I Were A Killer

I'd Say I Do It For The Poor

If I Were A Killer

You'd Bring Me Victims More And More

If I Were A Killer



Supreme Court Would Agree To Hear My Case

And Find Me Innocent Of Crime

Holding Public Rallies To Incite Sympathy

Creative Actuality



If I Were A Killer

I'd Smile Just Like The Boy Next Door

If I Were A Killer

I'd Say I Do It For The Poor

If I Were A Killer

You'd Bring Me Victims More And More

If I Were A Killer



If I Were A Killer

I'd Smile Just Like The Boy Next Door

If I Were A Killer

I'd Say I Do It For The Poor

If I Were A Killer

You'd Bring Me Victims More And More

If I Were A Killer

I'd Hide Behind A Doctor's Door

If I Were A Killer

I'd Scrape You Off My Office Floor

If I Were A Killer



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