When I Woke Up This Mornin' I Felt A Pang
I Was Hungerin' For Some Apple Pie
Stumble In The Bathroom, Hung My Hog A Little Bit
Washed The Sleep Out Of My Eye
Oh Yeah, It's Gonna Be A Fine Day
Scratched Myself A Bit
Poured Me Out A Bowl-a Corn Chex
Closest Thing I Could Find To Apple Pie
Lingerin' Taste Of Toothpaste
Made The Milk Go Down A Bit Funny
But You Know, Them Chex They Do Satisfy
Oh Yeah, This'll Be A Fine Day
So, After My Mornin' Rise-n-shine And Eat-n-clean
Had My Mind Set To Hit Them Streets
Drizzle From The Night Left Cold Puddles Out
Had My Black Stomp-boots On My Fee
It's My Day
Since I Was In Kneepants My Pop Had Tried To Make Me Realize
If I Set My Mind Down To It I Could Be A Big Man In The Public Eye
So With My Big Blue Collar On, I Set Out To Find The Easy Way
What An Ice Cold Bath It Was When I Found You Had To Pay To Play
To Taste The Taste It's A Tease That Never Would Subside
The Taste Is Strong But Soured By My Learned Eyes
Well, If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood
He'd Get Down On His Knees To Pray
This Little Snappy Boy Might See
The Light This Ground Hog's Day