Who's That Waddlin' Down The Street?
It's Just Me, 'cause I Love To Eat
Fudge And Twinkies And Deviled Ham
Who's Real Flabby? Yes, I Am!
Every Picture Of Me's
Gotta Be An Aerial View
Now My Doctor Tells Me
There's Just One Thing Left To Do--

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw Out The Pizza And Beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, Get Those Jelly Donuts Out Of Here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might Seem A Little Severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I'm Gettin' Tired Of My Big Fat Rear
Blow, Flatty!

Well, I Used To Live On Chocolate Sauce
Made Sumo Wrestlers Look Like Kate Moss
Walked Down An Alley And I Got Stuck
I Got More Rolls Than A Pastry Truck
When I'm All Done Eating
I Eat A Little More
When I Leave A Room
First I Gotta Grease The Door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can't Have Another Eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I Gotta Decrease My Derriere

I'm On A Grapefruit Diet
I'm On A Grapefruit Diet
I'm On A Grapefruit Diet

No More Pie Now
No More Creme Brulee
Lay Off The Gravy
And Souffle
No French Fri-yi-yies Now
No Ice Cream Parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay Away

Oh, I Think I'd Sell My Soul
For A Triple Patty Melt
But I Need A Boomerang
When I Put On My Belt

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay Off The 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until My Big Booty Disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat'em Till They're Comin' Out Of My Ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
'Cause I Haven't Seen My Feet In Years

I'm On A Grapefruit Diet
I'm On A Grapefruit Diet
I'm On A Grapefruit Diet