Mom Says, "Put On Your Christmas Best." - Grandpa's Coming Down This Year And It Might Be His Last. - Why Mom? You Say That Every Time. - It Seems That He's Been Dying Ever Since I Was Nine. - I Don't Mean No Disrespect Because He's Old And Mean. - But How Come We Invite Him When He Always Makes A Scene? - Tell Me - Why Does, He Hit Me With His Cane? - And Why Should I Get Him A Gift If He Doesn't Know My Name? - How Come, He Always Calls Me "Kate" - And Forgets His Dentures On His Dinner Plate? - This Could Be Grandpa's Last Christmas - That's What Mother Said. - This Could Be Grandpa's Last Christmas - And Soon He Might Be Dead, So Be Nice. - What Can I Say To Someone 300 Years Old? - When He Seems So Content Staring At The Jello Mold. - Please Mom, Let Me Go Out And Play - Or Soon I Will Go Deaf Like Him From Hearing Him Complain. - I Know, His Life's Been Long And Hard - But He Deserves Some Quiet And Peace In A Nice Graveyard - Grandpa, I Love You Just The Same - But I Know That You Won't Be Happy Until You Drive Us All Insane - This Could Be Grandpa's Last Christmas - That's What Mother Said. - This Could Be Grandpa's Last Christmas - And Soon He Might Be Dead, So Be Nice. - Be Nice...to Grandpa...cuz He's Old....and He Smells, - And He's Gonna Die Soon...be Nice To Grandpa