(This Is A Gorilla Girl. 1-2-3)



Gave To The Gorilla Girl, Gobs And Gobs Of Love.

No One Else Would Touch That Girl Unless They Wore A Glove.

Gifted Was This Girl Of Mine, Great Knowledge Could She Grasp.

But Once She Ate A Golf Pro And Vomited In The Grass.



But I Love My Groovy Gorilla Girl,

And Her Groovy, Gorgeous Gape, Oh!

And Her Fabulous Zoo-keeper Father-

My Love Looks Like An Ape!



My Folks Say She's Wrong For Me; This Girl Is A Mistake.

Whenever I Date Gorilla Girl They Whack Me With A Rake.

Took Her Out To A Picnic At A Girl Scout Jamboree.

Golly Did Those Girl Scouts Gape At Gorilla Girl And Me.



But I Love My Groovy Gorilla Girl,

And Her Groovy, Gorgeous Gape, Oh!

And Her Fabulous Zoo-keeper Father-

My Love Looks Like An Ape!