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Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooeee,

Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad,
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands,
But Glenda She Though Surely,
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby,

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Glenda Went Round To The Doctors The Next Day,
You Can't Have A Baby, That's What He Said,
Glenda Did Not Give Up She's Got This Book To Read,
Of How To Have A Test Tube Baby....

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Glenda's Dad Had Just Died And She Was Unhappy,
If Only She Could Have A Baby,
So To The Disapproval Of Kevin And His Mam,
She Signed Up For A Baby...

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