Well She Wants To Be A Singer In The Band
Maybe I'll Give The Girl A Hand & A Mircophone
She's All Alone
She Can Bring A Friend Though She's Not My Kind Of Friend
She Keeps Staring Me Out With Her Black & Blue Eyes

And I Can Take Her Dancing Just To Give The Girl A Chance
And I Was Never That Good At Being Nice When I Should
I Guess She'll Forgive Right Before She Trys To Kill Me
Coz I Sold Her On Yesterday's

Come Take Me O My

I Can Take The The Waltz Just So She Could Kick My Head In
I Guess Her Name Was Tina Coz Before I'd Even Seen Her
I Was Lost....

Come Take Me O My....eye Eye's...
Ole Black & Blue Eyes.......

And Chelsea Said She's Got Nowhere To
And If She Does She's Getting There Slow
And I Can Help Her Out But I've Got Somewhere To Be
And Thats The Very Thing When Your Dealing With Me

Begging Me To Bag Her, And Filthy Heart & Swollen Hips
And She Said O My Dearest Im Not Pretty And Isn't It A Pity
That You Wont Kiss These Rotten Lips
So Take Me O My..eye...eyes Eyes
Ole Black & Blue Eyes.......

And Chelsea Said She's Got Nowhere To
And If She Does She's Getting There Slow
And I Can Help Her Out But I've Got Somewhere To Be
And Thats The Very Thing When Your Dealing With Me

Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do....