Tell Me A Story Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story Remember What You Said

You Promised Me You Said You Would

You Gotta Give In So I'll Be Good

Tell Me A Story Then I'll Go To Bed



Oh Worry Worry Weary Ends Ma Day

Comes The Time To Go Home

Without Ma Raise In Pay

Home By The Fire Where A Man Can Just Relax

Slippers There By The Chair

Not A Worry Not A Care

Along Comes Junior Swinging His Little Axe



Tell Me A Story Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story Remember What You Said

Tell Me About The Birds And Bees

How Do You Make A Chicken Sneeze

Tell Me A Story Then I'll Go To Bed



Came So Late One Evening Last July

Played A Little The Poker The Time Had Passed Me By

Shoes In My Hand And My Darlin Wife In Bed

Up The Stairs Sayin A Prayer

Then A Voice Comes Through The Air



Hi There Daddy Remember What You Said

Tell Me A Story Tell Me A Story

Tell Me How Your Eyes Are Glassed

Because It's Only If Your Bad

Tell Me A Story Then I'll Go To Bed



Once A Upon A Time I Remember Long Ago

Don't Go Back In Years Through Your Memories Kinda Slow

Stop Your Noisy Talkin Till I've Finished With Ma Tale

Once Upon

Upon A What

Upon Your Back You'll Get A Swat



Tell Me About The Fishy Cause It's Bigger Than A Whale

Tell Me A Story Tell Me A Story

Tell Me A Story Remember What You Said

You Promised Me You Said You Would

You Gotta Give So I'll Be Good



Here's A Tale You'll Never Forget

Whack Whack Whack

Ouch Ma Tails All Red

And Now Get Off To Bed

Aw Come On Daddy Tell Me A Story Hee Hee