Ike:

Looks To Me Like Something Funny

Is Going On Around Here

People Laughin' 'n Dancin' 'n Payin'

Entirely Too Much For Their Beer

And They All Think They Are

Clean Outa-site

And They're Ready To Party

'Cause The Sign Outside Says It's

WET T-SHIRT NITE

'N They All Crave Some

Hot Delight

Well The Girls Are Excited

Because In A Minute

They're Gonna Get Wet

'N The Boys Are Delighted

Because All The Titties

Will Get 'em Upset

'N They All Think They're

Reety-awright

'N They're Ready To Boogie

'Cause The Sign Outside Says It's

WET T-SHIRT NITE

'N They All Crave Some

Pink Delight

When The Water Gets On 'em

Their Ninnies Get Rigid

'N Look Pretty Bold

It's A Common Reaction

That Makes An Attraction

Whenever It's Cold

'N All Of The Fellas

They Wish They Could Bite

On The Cute Little Nuggets

The Local Girls Are Showin' Off Tonite

You Know I Think It Serves 'em Right

You Know I Think It Serves 'em Right

You Know I Think It Serves 'em Right

You Know I Think It Serves 'em Right

And It's

WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN

I Know You Want Someone To Show You Some Tit!

BIG ONES!

WET ONES!

BIG WET ONES!



Buddy Jones:

Ah, Thanks, IKE . . .

Yes, It's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN

Here At The Brasserie . . .

Home Of THE TITS . . . Huh Huh . . .

And It's The Charming Mary From Canoga Park

Up Next In Her Bid For The Semi-finals . . .

Hi, Mary . . . Howya Doin'?



Mary:

Hi!



Buddy Jones:

Where Ya From?



Mary:

Ah, The Bus . . .



Buddy Jones:

Which One?



Mary:

You Know . . . The Last Tour . . .

You Know . . . Leather



Buddy Jones:

Oh . . . You Were The Girl That Was Stuck To Seat 38 On Phydeaux III . . . Why Don't You Get Into Position Now And Take A Deep Breath, Because