Yes Indeed
Here We Are

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I Stole The Margarine
And Wheedled On The Bingo Cards
And Blew Up The Latrine

I Saw A Handsome Parish Lady
Make Her Entrance Like A Queen
While She Was Totally In Chenille
And Her Old Man Was A Marine

As She Abused The Sausage Pattie
And Said, "Why Don't You Treat Me Mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I Stole The Margarine
*(St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo)*