Hey There, People, I'm Bobby Brown
They Say I'm The Cutest Boy In Town
My Car Is Fast, My Teeth Is Shiney
I Tell All The Girls They Can Kiss My Heinie
Here I Am At A Famous School
I'm Dressin' Sharp 'n' I'm Actin' Cool
I Got A Cheerleader Here Wants To Help With My Paper
Let Her Do All The Work 'n' Maybe Later I'll Rape Her

Oh God I Am The American Dream
I Do Not Think I'm Too Extreme
An' I'm A Handsome Sonofabitch
I'm Gonna Get A Good Job 'n' Be Real Rich

(get A Good
Get A Good
Get A Good
Get A Good Job)

Women's Liberation
Came Creepin' Across The Nation
I Tell You People I Was Not Ready
When I F**** This D**e By The Name Of Freddie
She Made A Little Speech Then,
Aw, She Tried To Make Me Say "when"
She Had My B**** In A Vice, But She Left The D***
I Guess It's Still Hooked On, But Now It Shoots Too Quick

Oh God I Am The American Dream
But Now I Smell Like Vaseline
An' I'm A Miserable Sonofabitch
Am I A Boy Or A Lady...I Don't Know Which

(I Wonder Wonder
Wonder Wonder)

So I Went Out 'n' Bought Me A Leisure Suit
I Jingle My Change, But I'm Still Kinda Cute
Got A Job Doin' Radio Promo
An' None Of The Jocks Can Even Tell I'm A Homo
Eventually Me 'n' A Friend
Sorta Drifted Along Into S&M
I Can Take About An Hour On The Tower Of Power
'Long As I Gets A Little Golden Shower

Oh God I Am The American Dream
With A Spindle Up My B*** Till It Makes Me Scream
An' I'll Do Anything To Get Ahead
I Lay Awake Nights Sayin', "Thank You, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm So Fantastic!
Thanks To Freddie, I'm A Sexual Spastic
And My Name Is Bobby Brown
Watch Me Now, I'm Goin Down,
And My Name Is Bobby Brown
Watch Me Now, I'm Goin Down, Etc.