I Fell Asleep With My Clothes On

Dropped My Keys On The Front Lawn

Waking Up I Watch The Drool A-gleaming

From My Mouth To The Carpet It Is Streaming



[Chorus:]

Giving Up, It Never Felt So Good

Welcome To Plan B

Giving Up, What Is The Likelihood

Life Could Be So Free?



I'll Eat Some Moldy Bread

Then I'm Going Back To Bed

I Know How This Day Will Crescendo

I'll Fall Asleep While I Play Nintendo



Up To Now In My Life I Have Failed

All I've Tried, It's Too Hard

I Think I've Found My Calling Now

Laying Down, In The Yard

Don't You Cry Momma, Don't You Even Weep

'cause You Know Your Son Excels At Sleep.