I Have An Evil Plan To Save The World For Every Man, And I Think Its Better Than The Way Its Being Run, Oh The Groundworks Laid,

No Don't Be Afraid

I'm Sure That I Can Fix It

When I Figure Out The Physics



Chorus: My Evil Plan To Save The World

Just You Wait Till Its Unfurled

It'll Go Down In History

Its Prophetic

Noits Not Pathetic

I Can't Believe I Made It Up Myself



I Have An Evil Plan

To Save The World You Understand

The Exempalary Feat You'd Think I'd Hav To Cheat

I'd Make Voltaire Proud,

Deep And Furrow Browed

Uncanny And So Clever

Its Our Newest Plan Ever



Bridge: Got Tired Of Whining

A Grander Scheme With Silver Lining

For Every Boy And Girl

We Can't Be Responsible

For All Thats Wrong With This World



Staving Children In Pain

You Can't Believe In That God

The Worlds Not Spinning Your Way

Does Every Dog Still Have His Day