Welcome To Canada It's Maple Leaf State

Canada O Canada It's Great

The People Are Nice And They Speak French Too

If You Don't Like It Man You Sniff Glue

The Great White North Their Kilts Are Plaid

Hosers Take Off It's Not Half Bad

I Want To Be Where Yaks Can Run Free

Where Royal Mounties Can Arrest Me



Let's Go To Canada

Let's Leave Today

Canada O Canada

El Se Vous Ple



They've Got Trees And Mooses And Sled Dogs

Lots Of Lumber And Lumber Jacks And Logs

We All Thinks That It's Kind Of A Drag

That You Have To Go There To Get Milk In A Bag

They Say "eh" Instead Of "what" Or "duh"

That's The Mighty Power Of Canada

I Want To Be Where Lemmings Run Into The Sea

Where The Marmasets Can Attack Me



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Please Please Explain To Me

How This All Has Come To Be

We Forgot To Metion Something Here

Did We Say That William Shatner Is A Native Citizen

And Slurpees Made Venesin That's Deer



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