I'm Twenty-nine Years Old, Still Wearing The Wallet Chain, Like I Was Twenty-eight.

I'm Wearing My Vans Right Now,

So High School Kids Will Think That I Can Skate.

I've Got A Degree In Science, Yet Shaking My Fists In Defiance.



Anyway, I'm Not Cliche, I Hardly Own Any Ties.

I May Be Old, But At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys.



I'm Watching Mtv, For Fashion Tips, So I Can Say, That I Saw It First.

Backwards Hat, Tattoos, And Goatee Say I'm Cool, Just Like Fred Durst.

I Pay Almost All My Bills, I Sleep On A Futon Still.



Anyway, I'm Not Cliche, I Might Not Even Die.

I May Be Old, But At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys.