Ooo The Lady In Red, Well She's Driving Me Mad

Her Very First Offense Was Just Looking At Me

But That Second Glance Was A Felony

Oh The Lady's So Fine, But I Think It's A Crime

She's Just Too Much For A Man Like Me

They'd Better Lock Her Away And Throw Out The Key

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There Oughta Be A Law

Against A Girl Like You

Oughta Be A Law

Against The Things You Do

Oughta Be A Law

For Breaking Hearts In Two

There Oughta Be A Law Against A Girl Like You

Oh The Lady Is Cool And She's Breaking The Rules

If Only Looks Could Kill, She'd Be Killing Me

Guilty, Murder One In The First-degree

Oh The Lady's Unkind, She's Got Me Doin' Time

She's Just Too Much For A Man Like Me

They'd Better Lock Her Away And Throw Out The Key

Chorus

Y'know, I'm Gonna Take Ya Downtown

Strip Ya Down And Throw It In The Slammer, Baby

I'm Gonna Throw The Book At You Girl

Stick 'em Up!

Chorus