In The Home Of The Free And The Brave,
Men Are Free To Make Women Their Slaves.
And Women Are Brave To Go Out At Night,
Where Men Are Free To Be Jerks.
And If A Woman Says Hi, She's A Flirt.
And If She Doesn't, She's A Bitch.
And If She's Nice, She's A Tease.
And If She Says Ok, She's A Whore.
And If She Says No, A Man's Free To Make Her
In The Home Of The Free And The Brave.

Chorus:
And I'm Free
Until Some Man Comes After Me.
And I'm Free
To Do What They Say Is Good For Me.
And I'm Free
As Long As I Dress Appropriately
And Take Someone Along With Me
And Look To See Who's Following Me.
And I'm Free
Until Some Man Comes After Me.

In The Home Of The Free And The Brave,
Every Heart Beats True, But A Woman's Heart Beats Faster
Where Men Are Free To Beat Her, Treat Her Like Her Master.
And Women Must Be Brave To Survive
If A Woman Leaves She's Running Scared.
If She Stays, She's Asking For It.
If She Reports It, They Ignore It.
And If She Shoots Him, She Gets Fried.
Cause If She's Married To Him, A Man's Free To Rape Her
In The Home Of The Free And The Brave.

Chorus

In The Home Of The Free And The Brave
Men And Women Go To Work
But Men Get Paid More.
And Men Are Free To Make Passes And Do Half The Work.
And Women Must Dress For Success.
And If She Looks Nice She Gets Stares.
And If She Doesn't, She's A Dyke And May Lose Her Job.
If She's Good At What She Does She Makes Them Mad.
No Matter What Her Occupation It's A No-win Situation
In The Home Of The Free And The Brave.

Chorus

In The Home Of The Free And The Brave,
Men Are Free To Push Sex On Women.
And Men Are Free To Spread Their Seed With Their Diseases.
And Women Are Supposed To Be Prepared.
And If She Gets Pregnant It's Her Fault.
Then She Must Be Brave To Make A Lifelong Choice.
If She Aborts It, She's A Killer.
If She Keeps It, She's Condemned
To A Life Of Poverty Or To A Life Of Serving Him
In The Home Of The Free And The Brave.

And I'm Free
To Make Choices That Aren't Really Choices For Me.
And I'm Free
To Go After The American Dream
And I'm Free
To Live Their Nightmare
And I'm Free Free Free Free Free Free Free
Yeah Right I'm Free, I'm Free.